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no1b4

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Posted: Aug. 21 2008, 4:00 pm

What's the juiciest piece of Star Trek gossip that would make Ferengi ears twitch?

Edited by no1b4 on Aug. 21 2008, 4:01 pm

Keltrek

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Posted: Aug. 21 2008, 4:09 pm

A shipment of gold pressed latinum was left abondoned - anyplace nearby. ?Owners unknown. A VERY LARGE shipment.
A new female officer let someone know that she found Quark "interesting".:sick:
I'll probably think of many more later.
Interesting thread, no1b4.
I enjoyed the Ferengi very much. The show had some darkness to it & Quark, etc., not only lightened the show but were really good characters in their own right. Many will disagree but we are all diverse Trek lovers.
:laugh:

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Posted: Aug. 29 2008, 10:23 am

"I heard that when this client is drunk, he tends to reveals stuff!"

Rule of aquisition 199: The secret of one person is another person's opportunity.

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Posted: Sep. 02 2008, 1:52 pm

Quote (no1b4 @ Aug. 21 2008, 4:00 pm)

What's the juiciest piece of Star Trek gossip that would make Ferengi ears twitch?

Maybe gossip about someone who is rich that can also be exploited. Rich people can afford anything except having a conscious.

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Posted: Sep. 03 2008, 8:24 am

Quote (BirdofPrey101 @ Sep. 02 2008, 1:52 pm)

Quote (no1b4 @ Aug. 21 2008, 4:00 pm)

What's the juiciest piece of Star Trek gossip that would make Ferengi ears twitch?

Maybe gossip about someone who is rich that can also be exploited. Rich people can afford anything except having a conscious.

I promised never again to correct someone's spelling on this site. My conscience will not allow me to break that promise.

I'll have a Black Hole, Quark, you Ferengi toad, you. I've been looking for my big chance to get away from it all.

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Skipper

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Posted: Sep. 13 2008, 11:38 pm

Simple, anything to do with making a easy profit would perk his ears, we all know that.
SMD

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Posted: Sep. 14 2008, 11:23 pm

Quote (no1b4 @ Aug. 20 2008, 5:00 pm)

What's the juiciest piece of Star Trek gossip that would make Ferengi ears twitch?

Ezri moaned Quark's name.

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CaptBandit Offline

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Posted: Sep. 18 2008, 6:44 am

Simple, Mirror Jadzia Comes threw the transporter and on the other side of the mirror they we a Couple.

Startrekfan314159 Offline

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Posted: Sep. 24 2008, 12:24 pm

There's this ferengi on Empok Nor who will give you ten million bars of gold pressed latinum if you give him a cookie.

figrd24

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Posted: Oct. 19 2008, 11:46 pm

Anything that has to do with Major Kira and Odo will twitch Quark's ears

sansan2

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Posted: Dec. 02 2008, 4:17 pm

Odo got thrown out the nearest Air Lock!!!

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Posted: Dec. 06 2008, 6:32 am

the gold of Abraham Lincoln was buried on Derna :cool:

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ThatGuyOverThere Offline

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Posted: Feb. 24 2009, 5:22 pm

Sisko fired Odo and replaced him with an Orion slave girl.:p

bonetower

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Posted: Feb. 27 2009, 5:00 am

theres this friend of a friend who has a brother who has a friend who has a cousen whos looking for a small quantaty of restricted torpedos and would pay 70 bars of gold pressed latnum for each

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OU87of9

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Posted: Mar. 26 2009, 1:23 am

the Grand Nagus is revising all the Rules of Acquisition to end with "In Bed"

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Posted: Mar. 27 2009, 10:55 am

Garak is addicted to root beer!

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epicman

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Posted: Mar. 29 2009, 3:30 am

jadzia and major kira went into a lesbian holosuite program! :whatthe:

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Posted: Mar. 29 2009, 2:28 pm

Odo has decided to make amends with Quark, since at his heart Quark is really nothing more than a Bar owner with too much time on his hands.

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Weyoun2

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Posted: April 04 2009, 9:39 am

Quark discovas a a million bars of latinum bricks

raith985

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Posted: April 05 2009, 5:46 am

the biggest piece of gossip would be if ferangi women started to wear cloths on feranginar

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Posted: April 05 2009, 7:28 am

Quote (raith985 @ April 05 2009, 5:46 am)

the biggest piece of gossip would be if ferangi women started to wear cloths on feranginar

Loin Cloths?

Wash Cloths?

Be specific!

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TVMan

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Posted: April 17 2009, 8:35 pm

Quote (raith985 @ April 05 2009, 1:46 pm)

the biggest piece of gossip would be if ferangi women started to wear cloths on feranginar

Surely that happened some time ago, before "Mowgli" turned up on DS9 wearing clothes, although I can't remember the episode titles.

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gaulois55

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Posted: April 20 2009, 12:09 pm

the rumor of a deffecting orion slave girl looking for employment in the gambling business...somebody said dabo??

shoesew

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Posted: May 23 2009, 5:26 am

the biggest piece of gossip would be a bid of 10 Orion slave girls at wholesale price that Quark could auction off with "appropriate retail markup"....officially ligitimate of course!

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Posted: May 23 2009, 9:18 am

Keiko O'Brien was divorcing Chief O'Brien and was interested in some Ferengi holosuite programs.

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